ANTIFA surprised to discover it is an organization - 2020-06-01
VARIOUS LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD – Following President Donald Trump's announcement that the United States is designating ANTIFA as a terrorist organization, the loosely connected individuals around the world involved in the movement to oppose fascism were surprised to discover that they are in fact all one big organization.
"All this time all I thought I was doing was taking direct action to fight nazis," stated self-professed anti-fascist Mattheus Grant of Eugene, OR. "But when I learned that I'm actually a member of an organization, I got so excited! Maybe we can get an office now?"
Across the internet, large swaths of otherwise barely connected people who happen to hold the same belief system began speculating if they, too, now constitute an "organization". Formal requests for recognition have already been filed on behalf of vegetarians, people who insist on continuing to watch Riverdale, and Libras.