Ahoy, thetan: Ready to fondle empty bottles on Scientology's cruiseless cruise ship? - 2021-05-10
Judging by how our tipsters are being bombarded recently with mailers, Scientology is really trying to sell its members on flying out to Aruba to spend their time (and cash) on the Freewinds, the private cruise ship owned by the church which has been stuck in port since the pandemic started more than a year ago.
We told you previously that Scientology is begging members to consider literally relocating to the ship and running their offices there. (They have high-speed wifi!) And that's when we realized that the ship may never sail again. Who would move their office to a barge that up and moved out of range every few days? No, we think there's a good chance that this aging wreck isn't going anywhere.
Take a look at this new set of mailers and let us know if you agree with us. First of all, of course Scientologists are being urged to go to the ship for Operating Thetan level eight, the culminating experience of the 'Bridge to Total Freedom.' The ship is the only place where you can get OT 8, and it's still the carrot that is dangled in front of wealthy Scientologists, the ultimate secret that will give you power over matter, energy, space and time.