Andrew Scheer still hoping someone about to throw him surprise belated birthday party - 2019-05-30
OTTAWA – Andrew Scheer appeared distracted during a caucus meeting today, as sources say the Federal Conservative Leader was clearly expecting some kind of belated surprise party to celebrate his 40th birthday, which was well over a week ago.
Scheer started the meeting by entering the room very deliberately with eyes closed, then poorly hid his disappointment when he saw his fellow MPs prepared to conduct business as usual instead of hiding behind furniture.
"At first I was a little sad that nothing happened on my birthday," said Scheer before the meeting. "But then I realized, my friends are so smart, they wouldn't throw me a surprise party on my birthday. That's too obvious! At the Conservative Party, we don't do what's obvious. Or even logical."