BLOCKBUSTER EXCLUSIVE: It turns out the National Enquirer is blowing smoke again - 2017-10-09
Scientology Watchers were naturally curious to see the National Enquirer go all-in this week with one of its screaming covers about the church and its celebrities, which naturally kicked up a lot of talk at the usual online gathering places. What did the newspaper mean by files being seized by the feds? And why hadn't we seen that news anywhere else?
Well, we decided to take one for the team and actually read the Enquirer's new blockbuster "world exclusive," which turned out to be one of the most ridiculous hype jobs we've ever seen from them.
"SECRET SCIENTOLOGISTS UNMASKED!" reads the headline inside, along with its subhed: "Federal judge impounds cult's EXPLOSIVE RECORDS."