Blog: A Very Scientology Christmas Carol - 2017-12-24

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F376.png A Very Scientology Christmas Carol December 24, 2017, Mike Rinder, Something Can Be Done About It

David Miscavige would make the perfect Ebenezer Scrooge in Charles Dicken's, A Christmas Carol. L.Ron Hubbard would of course play the part of Jacob Marley, his deceased business partner who comes back to haunt him.

I cast Mike Rinder to play the Ghost of Christmas Past; Tony Ortega to play the Ghost of Christmas Present; and Leah Remini to play Ms. Christmas Yet to Be.

A slightly hunched over Guilluame Lesevre will make the perfect Bob Cratchit. Karen De La Carriere will play his wife. A young Chris Shelton has been cast as their son, Tiny Tim.