Blog: Don't Miss This "Exclusive Briefing" - 2013-07-29

The "new Ideal PAC Base" is in need of personnel.
Quick, you don't want to miss out on the opportunity to be a 50cents/hour cleaner and one of the people He mentions when He announces the "Ideal PAC Base now has 100 Maintenance Staff."
"Exclusive briefing" is now a euphemism for "recruitment interview" — seriously, is anyone going to fall for this?