Blog: Flag's Unimpressive Stats - 2014-04-05

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F376.png Flag's Unimpressive Stats April 5, 2014, Mike Rinder, Something Can Be Done About It

Seriously Jeff, you are getting excited about this?

21 Super Power Completions (and remember, this is the "surge" of people who paid for this over the past 20 years in order to be first in line). At 20 per week (providing it stays at this artificially inflated level) it will take a year to complete 1000 people. 12 years to complete everyone in the Tampa Bay area and 10,000 years to complete all the Scientologists on earth.

Oh, wait a minute, these are just your phony numbers because if they were real you could not be excited about that as its like being excited about having invested in a pea shooter to fight a nuclear war. But still, even if there are really 25,000 scientologists on earth, its still going to take until 2039 to get them through Super Power (but the good news here is that the number won't be getting any bigger...)