Blog: The Church of Scientology's Four Quadrillion Year Refund Policy - 2014-07-01

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F0.png The Church of Scientology's Four Quadrillion Year Refund Policy July 1, 2014, Jeffrey Augustine, Scientology Money Project

While researching Scientology Inc.'s byzantine and notoriously dishonest refund policy — and this will be the subject of several future posts — I came across a singularly bizarre contractual condition to which one must agree to prior to receiving their refund. This condition is even stranger than the indestructible, yet nonexistent, Scientology obelisks.

Essentially, upon receiving a refund one indemnifies the Church against all claims for, "damages, injuries, or losses sustained of any kind or nature, whether known or unknown, which I may have from the beginning of time up to and including this day." As far as I can determine, this excerpt from a Flag contract is embodied in all Scientology Inc. refunds:

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard dated the beginning of time to four quadrillion years ago. Therefore, by agreeing to hold Scientology Inc. harmless for all of your Scientology-caused injuries — known or unknown — since the beginning of time, you have signed a singular contract that specifies an amount of time far greater than the age of our universe.