Blog: Types of SP - 2010-10-29
Last year, I wrote a satirical essay about the "types of SP." I never published it on this blog, but it seems it's time to revisit the subject, as apparently the Church has now invented several more classes of SP.
With so many people getting declared these days, the C of S has quite a time keeping them all straight. Even though they declare someone, that does not mean that they can now talk to other SPs. Oh, no. The Church has to have ways of keeping some SPs from talking to other SPs. They have to keep SPs from speaking out. And there are even SPs that can't leave the Int Base!
So here's my updated list of "Types of SPs."