Blog: Voldemort Tent Update August 30 - 2013-08-31

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F376.png Voldemort Tent Update August 30 August 31, 2013, Mike Rinder, Something Can Be Done About It

Well, you will be happy to hear, that like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, He's back. (Had to make a trip to Los Angeles to meet with lawyers to try and figure out how to wriggle out of the Monique Rathbun lawsuit).

But in His absence there was lots of excitement in downtown Clearwater over His tent. Actually, over the illegal destruction of two live oak trees to make way for the tent. He no doubt issued the order to chop down the trees when He was not in town so he couldnt receive any embarrassing phone calls from the city. Interestingly, none of the reports, even Tony Ortega himself, referred back to the earlier illegal oak tree felling incident in front of Robert Almblad's office when the trees blocked the PI's direct line of sight and audio monitoring from the empty office they moved into across the street. See the story on this here. (If you don't want to read the whole thing, just scan down to the picture of the chainsawed oak tree).

But, enough of the distractions, there is important news to relay!