CPC furious after Scheer pays for private schooling with party funds instead of oil kickbacks - 2019-12-12

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F0.png CPC furious after Scheer pays for private schooling with party funds instead of oil kickbacks December 12, 2019, Ian MacIntyre, satire, The Beaverton

OTTAWA — As Andrew Scheer resigns the Conservative leadership, party leaders are furious he used campaign funds to pay for his children's private schooling, as opposed to the usual source – oil industry kickbacks.

"We have long-standing procedures for this," explained exasperated CPC president Scott Lamb. "All you have to do is wait for Suncor or Imperial Oil to move the kickbacks into an offshore slush fund, where party members can easily access them." Lamb then shook his head, decrying Scheer's appropriation of Conservative Party funds as "just lazy".

Lamb then added, "At least we can take solace that the children of a Conservative leader were never once in danger of attending a public school."

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