Canadians barricading homes in anticipation for 8 more weeks of election bullshit - 2019-08-26

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F0.png Canadians barricading homes in anticipation for 8 more weeks of election bullshit August 26, 2019, Alex Huntley, satire, The Beaverton

OTTAWA – Canadians across the country have spent their weekends filling sandbags, barricading their doors, and stocking supplies in preparation for the 2019 election bullshit.

"The writ hasn't dropped yet, but I've seen the early lawn sign warnings," said Emille Warren placing a wooden board over her window. "It's a really bad season, and it only gets worse and worse with each passing election."

Last week's downpour of shit from Maxime Bernier's xenophobic billboards, the government blocking the testimony of the Ethics Commissioner on the SNC-Lavalin affair, and Andrew Scheer's homophobic comments from 2005 was only a small test of what meterologist are predicting.

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{{cite news | first = Alex | last = Huntley | title = Canadians barricading homes in anticipation for 8 more weeks of election bullshit | url = https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/08/canadians-barricading-homes-in-anticipation-for-8-more-weeks-of-election-bullshit/ | work = satire | publisher = The Beaverton | date = August 26, 2019 | accessdate = August 28, 2019 }}