Cinco De Funnies: Getting Drunk on the Wisdom of Ron! - 2013-05-05

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F347.png Cinco De Funnies: Getting Drunk on the Wisdom of Ron! May 5, 2013, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Yeah, we know this is a stretch Welcome to the Cinco de Mayo edition of Scientology Sunday Funnies!

We really can't think of any sort of connection between our weekly collection of wacky Scientology mailers and a meaningless American holiday that celebrates binge drinking. But what the heck! We will toast David Miscavige with our first margarita tonight.

So anyway, our tipsters have come through with another collection of church come-ons, and it's a good day for a chuckle, because we have a feeling that things are really going to heat up on the blog this week. Not only do we have several big investigative stories working, but we hear that some big legal proceedings we've been following are going to pop at any moment. This week is like a big fat piñata filled with little tequila bottles just waiting to burst open!


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Cinco De Funnies: Getting Drunk on the Wisdom of Ron! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2013/05/05/cinco-de-funnies-getting-drunk-on-the-wisdom-of-ron/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = May 5, 2013 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}