Court magician? Scientology attorney can now affect matter with thought, levitate, read minds - 2018-01-05
Your proprietor is under the weather, but before the cats quarantine us in the Bunker's airlock, we wanted to make a brief note about a remarkable photograph that was sent to us by one of our great tipsters.
It's from the new issue of Scientology's Freewinds magazine, which is intended to entice Scientologists to spend a lot of money to come to the church's private cruise ship and finish their "Bridge to Total Freedom" by attesting to "OT 8."
This is the auditing level that all Scientologists are trying to attain, which bestows legendary "Operating Thetan" status on the long-suffering church member, who may have spent many years and anywhere between $500,000 and $2 million in course costs, auditing intensives, accommodations, and lots of donations along the way. But it's all worth it: At OT 8, the superhuman powers every Scientologist is chasing finally arrive. After finishing the level, you should be able to leave your body at will with full perception, affect matter just with your thoughts, and be able to "mock up" a new reality — literally create miraculous effects simply by thinking of them.