Doug Ford replaces sex-ed curriculum with old copy of Playboy found in woods - 2018-07-11
TORONTO — Premier Ford announced today that he will scrap the 2015 Sex-Ed curriculum introduced by the Liberals, in favour of a stack of well-worn porno left for students to discover in the woods.
"Now kids can learn about the bird and the bees the same way I did – from a musty magazine full of stacked babes holding a hat in front of their vaginas," explained Ford in a press conference.
"We won't have to worry about our kids learning about dangerous concepts like 'consent' and 'not being ashamed of masturbation' from ol' Heff. God rest his soul," Ford added, wiping away a tear.