Hand out L. Ron Hubbard literature and score a date with a Scientology sweetheart! - 2015-05-13
One of our tipsters forwarded to us a great discovery for the lovelorn, and we wanted to share it with you.
Are you lonely? Still looking for that special someone? Despite the fact that you're a quadrillion-year-old immortal being who has engaged in every kind of polyamorous arrangement known in the galaxy over your countless lifetimes of adventure, you may find yourself unable, in PT (present time), to find that perfect thetan to shack up with.
What to do?