Hey, Scientology Celebrity, Here's Your Media Training Checksheet! - 2011-11-30

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F11.png Hey, Scientology Celebrity, Here's Your Media Training Checksheet! November 30, 2011, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Cruise, off the rails Our readers send us the most wonderful things. By e-mail and snail mail, our far-flung correspondents put in our hands Scientology's tasteless fundraising mailers (which we use in our recurring Sunday Funnies posts), they send us over-the-top glossy Scientology magazines, and of course they send us links and videos of Scientologists doing the darndest things.

And then, recently, in the mail, one of our readers sent us some pure gold.

It is a five-page document, and it may be the most precious, hopeful, earnest, presumptious, and ultimately dictatorial artifact I have seen come out of the church in some time.


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