Hey, thetan: Scientology has a few questions for you - 2016-07-13
As our correspondent Commodore H. McCringleberry learned at an event in Houston recently, Scientology is crazy for surveys. Church members are always being asked to fill them out, even though they tend to ask the same questions over and over again in a poorly disguised attempt to sell church services.
Another of our readers pointed out something very interesting to us this week. He noticed that Scientologists were asked to fill out an online survey about the Sea Org, Scientology's inner hardcore of workers who sign billion-year contracts and work for pennies an hour. We've grabbed the questions from the survey...
Have you ever considered joining the Sea Org?