HowdyCon: From "Squeeze My Cans," Cathy Schenkelberg's sexy Scientology sec-check! - 2017-07-01
Last Saturday night in Denver, HowdyCon was capped off with a performance by Cathy Schenkelberg, who dazzled us with a scene taken from her one-woman play, "Squeeze My Cans." She has generously shared her script from that scene for the rest of our readers to enjoy. In the play, she dramatizes her journey in Scientology, which cost her nearly a $1 million for counseling and interrogations...
[CATHY, speaking to the audience as Narrator...] "Finally, I get a few sessions in, but I run out of money. My registrar had opened up an American Express card under my name. She said something about Thursday before 2pm. It's week ending? Stats up! But she didn't tell me it had to be paid off in a month. So I was sent home to make more money.....and I did."
[Recorded voiceovers of Cathy working in advertising...] "Kaluachino, How come you taste so good — alcohol free mix." "This woman shops at Sears Brand Central...This woman's a brain surgeon." "Want a tough stain out? Shout it out!"