It's Ron's Birthday, And Your Present is More Scientology Stuff to Spend Money On! - 2013-03-24

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F347.png It's Ron's Birthday, And Your Present is More Scientology Stuff to Spend Money On! March 24, 2013, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard would have been 102 years old on March 13, but the church he left behind has been celebrating his 102nd for a couple of weeks now.

Last night, the Shrine Auditorium filled up with eager Los Angeles-area Scientologists for this year's big Birthday Event. But we're already getting some reports from last week's shindig which was held in Clearwater, Florida.

What's this year's big reveal? Well, it looks like church leader David Miscavige is finally rolling the dice on the big new project we've been telling you about since last summer, which will give church members even more ways to turn over their every last dime on the way to total freedom!


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = It's Ron's Birthday, And Your Present is More Scientology Stuff to Spend Money On! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2013/03/24/sunday-funnies-5/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = March 24, 2013 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}