Jehovah's Witnesses plan massive media center - hey, just like Scientology! - 2019-10-09
(Watchtower's rendering of its very own SMP)
Not satisfied with copying Scientology's methods of ripping apart families, scorched-earth legal tactics, and hiding away in remote headquarter compounds, the Jehovah's Witnesses governing body has now announced that it was so jealous of Scientology's Sunset Boulevard gem, Scientology Media Productions, the JWs are planning a media complex of their own.
Well no, they didn't actually say that. But it sure strikes us that there's some keeping-up-with-David-Miscavige thing going on here. What's next, a Jehovah's Witnesses cruise ship for worming your way into the 144,000?