Joan Rivers Hates Tom Cruise A Lot! - 2012-05-15
This is from Joan's hilarious new book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me:
"First of all, he's always got this shit-eating grin on his face, like he just got a note from his managers telling him that Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman are extending their confidentiality agreements.
"Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can't take a fucking joke at all.