John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Christmas Video Confirms Mayan End-of-World Prophecy - 2012-12-13
That meany Jon Stewart and just about everyone else has made fun of this video from America's favorite cute movie couple, Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsson.
But we know that our readers will have special affection for this darling Christmas carol that features so many of the things that make the holidays special.
There's the lovely holiday tradition of flying your private jet to see the kids, for example. Which of course reminds us of the heartwarming time when John Travolta gave up his private jet so Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige could use it to keep a church member, Ann Tidman, from reuniting with the man she loved in a daring 1994 caper, as explained by former Scientology exec Marty Rathbun.