Just What Oklahoma Tornado Victims Need: Scientology to the Rescue! - 2013-06-05
Here comes the voodoo! One of our tipsters forwarded to us an e-mail that will be all too depressingly familiar to our longtime readers.
It probably won't surprise you to learn that Scientology is leaping on the chance to take advantage of another natural disaster to promote itself.
In this case, Texas Scientologists are being urged to head to Oklahoma, the site of several recent deadly tornadoes. Once they get there, the "volunteer ministers" will do what they've done in places like New York after 9/11 and Haiti after its big earthquake: set up yellow tents and pretend to be useful by giving out "touch assists" — running their fingers over people as if it were a form of faith healing — and handing out Scientology booklets.