Measles-free, Scientology's cruise ship holds its annual 'Maiden Voyage' celebration - 2019-07-01

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F347.png Measles-free, Scientology's cruise ship holds its annual 'Maiden Voyage' celebration July 1, 2019, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Sure, go ahead and laugh, you doubters. It's true that in May Scientology's cruise ship the Freewinds was a world-wide laughingstock when it was quarantined for a measles case and overnight became the symbol of our dumb era of anti-vaxx panic. And subsequently (and perhaps because of it?) the annual June "Maiden Voyage" week celebrating the anniversary of the ship's 1988 rechristening was pared down a bit from previous years.

But whatever odds were stacked against it, Maiden Voyage 2019 ended up being a totally amazing super-colossal big fat success, and we know that because the Church of Scientology's official press release says so.

"A weeklong religious retreat at sea, the cruise is a celebration of the highest levels of Scientology, when the most advanced Scientologists from across the globe gather for a midyear review of accomplishments and subsequently set their course for future expansion toward creating a better world," the church assures us.

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{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Measles-free, Scientology's cruise ship holds its annual 'Maiden Voyage' celebration | url = https://tonyortega.org/2019/07/01/measles-free-scientologys-cruise-ship-holds-its-annual-maiden-voyage-celebration/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = July 1, 2019 | accessdate = July 1, 2019 }}