My Scientology excommunication - 2012-05-05
"Mr. L. Ron Hubbard," the old guy said to me, "the bank so appreciates your business all these years, and it's such a pleasure to finally meet you in person."
Oops. No, this was much more than an oops -- this was a genuine oh fuck! It must have been the work of some SP (Suppressive Person -- Scientology's term for a person who is completely and irredeemably evil. Like me today; I'm an SP.) Well, some SP inside the Swiss banking conspiracy had obviously broken into the files of the Religious Research Foundation and falsely linked them to the Old Man. Fuck, fuck, fuck! I took a deep breath and reminded myself that I was a far superior being to the old man -- lying to him came easy.