Never Mind the Mollusks - Spiritual Philly should welcome the Scientologists. - 2007-08-01

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F0.png Never Mind the Mollusks - Spiritual Philly should welcome the Scientologists. August 1, 2007, Steven Wells, ON THE RADAR, Philadelphia Weekly

So let's cut Tom Cruise and co. some slack. Let's welcome the Scientologists to Philadelphia. Let's smile understandingly when they double-park outside their brainwashing center in the exact same way Christians double-park outside their brainwashing centers all over Philadelphia every single Sunday.

And so -- on behalf of all spiritual Philadelphians -- I'd like to say: Aloha, crazy, swivel-eyed, ridiculous-stuff-made-up-by-a-not-very-good-;science-fiction-author-with-a-silly-name believers. Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love. Good luck with the human hunting. Now how about paying some taxes?


{{cite news | first = Steven | last = Wells | title = Never Mind the Mollusks - Spiritual Philly should welcome the Scientologists. | url = http://www.phillyweekly.com/view.php?id=15164 | work = ON THE RADAR | publisher = Philadelphia Weekly | date = August 1, 2007 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}