Public advised of aggressive panhandler from Alberta who will probably just spend money on corporate tax cuts - 2019-12-10

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F0.png Public advised of aggressive panhandler from Alberta who will probably just spend money on corporate tax cuts December 10, 2019, Alex Huntley, satire, The Beaverton

OTTAWA – Police are advising the Canadian public to stay away from an aggressive panhandler from Alberta asking for billions and blocking any forward progress if his demands are not met.

The man is described as white, in his 50s, and is adamant that you owe him and his province something in return.

"If you Canadians give him any money, you know it's just going to blow it on tax cuts and prosperity bonuses," said Sgt. Yannick T. Haraldson of Ottawa Police Services. "He's been known to frequent shady hangouts like the Canadian Club or the Prime Minister's Office."

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