Putin assures world COVID-19 vaccine has been rigorously tested on political opponents - 2020-08-11

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F0.png Putin assures world COVID-19 vaccine has been rigorously tested on political opponents August 11, 2020, satire, The Beaverton

MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced the successful development of the world's first COVID-19 vaccine, which was rigorously tested on his political opponents and journalists.

All three phases of clinical trials have now been completed thanks to a number of oligarchs convicted in show trails, LGBT activists under house arrest, and disloyal state governors.

"Anti-corruption protesters generously donated their blood livers for vaccine research," explained Putin. "Our scientists have successfully used pre-existing research on anti-war demonstrators to develop an Ebola vaccine, so we were halfway there."

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{{cite news | title = Putin assures world COVID-19 vaccine has been rigorously tested on political opponents | url = https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/08/putin-assures-world-covid-19-vaccine-has-been-rigorously-tested-on-political-opponents/ | work = satire | publisher = The Beaverton | date = August 11, 2020 | accessdate = August 12, 2020 }}