Scheer checks into rehab for milk addiction - 2019-12-13

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F0.png Scheer checks into rehab for milk addiction December 13, 2019, Alex Huntley, satire, The Beaverton

OTTAWA – Former Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer has checked himself into a treatment center for his milk addiction.

"After a conversation with my kids, my loved ones, and my friends, I've decided that I need to confront my addiction to dairy products," said Scheer in a statement to the press.

Scheer said his milkoholism started in the 2017 leadership race when he was invited to lavish parties put on by the Dairy lobby.

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