Scientology's center specializing in auditing your infant is back open in Florida! - 2020-05-15

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F347.png Scientology's center specializing in auditing your infant is back open in Florida! May 15, 2020, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Great news, everyone. Now that Florida has begun reopening businesses, you can now take your infant or toddler down to the Mace-Kingsley center for some Scientology auditing!

Over the years, we've brought you various fliers and mailers with Mace-Kingsley advertising (see below), and now we have a video from M-K's executive director (E.D.), Marcy Sargeant, alerting Scientology parents so they can start making appointments for their little ones.

In Scientology, after all, "children" are really trillion-year-old thetans in small packages who are the products of countless previous lives and it's really only an illusion that they have any connection to you at all. And with your messed-up parenting skills, you keep "restimulating" traumatic incidents from your kid's prior lives on other planets and stuff, and wow, that's gotta be stressful for junior!

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology's center specializing in auditing your infant is back open in Florida! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2020/05/15/scientologys-center-specializing-in-auditing-your-infant-is-back-open-in-florida/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = May 15, 2020 | accessdate = May 15, 2020 }}