Scientology Not Christmas Compatible, Say Protesters - 2008-12-14
The Santa that came out of The Church of Scientology's revolving doors was in most respects perfectly credible. He had the grin and the girth, and even a genuine, whitish beard.
But the Scientology Santa also wore a red jacket embroidered with the message "Get it! Read it! Dianetics."
This riled the anti-Scientology Anonymous protesters across the street to shouts and mocking laughter. For one thing, The Church of Scientology doesn't even believe in Christmas. "They say Jesus Christ didn't exist and yet they're pretending they're celebrating the birth of him," said Anon Little Sister.