Scientology Sunday Funnies: Countdown to LRH's Birthday! - 2012-03-11

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F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: Countdown to LRH's Birthday! March 11, 2012, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Scientologists don't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose a few of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

Our countdown to LRH's birthday continues! Here in America, we may have lost an hour as we Sprung Forward last night, but that has only propelled us even more quickly to Scientology's big holiday.


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: Countdown to LRH's Birthday! | url = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/03/scientology_sun_17.php | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = March 11, 2012 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}