Scientology Sunday Funnies: Happiness Coming to a Library Near You! - 2012-01-08

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F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: Happiness Coming to a Library Near You! January 8, 2012, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Scientology doesn't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose three of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

Up first, a plea to get more copies of Ron's little book of bland propaganda into every library in the country! [I've cut out some stuff in the middle to have it fit here.]


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: Happiness Coming to a Library Near You! | url = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/01/scientology_sun_8.php | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = January 8, 2012 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}