Scientology Sunday Funnies: Jake and Elwood Want Your Cash! - 2012-04-22

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F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: Jake and Elwood Want Your Cash! April 22, 2012, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Scientologists don't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose a few of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

Hey, Earth Day! Didn't L. Ron Hubbard invent that? Right after he put down that insurrection by Linus Pauling?


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: Jake and Elwood Want Your Cash! | url = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/04/scientology_sunday_funnies_jake_and_elwood.php | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = April 22, 2012 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}