Scientology Sunday Funnies: Merry Christmas 2011! - 2011-12-25

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F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: Merry Christmas 2011! December 25, 2011, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

"Santa, were you an implant too?" Scientology doesn't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose three of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

Sure, enjoy your Christmas morning by the tree, or whatever you Christians and Jews and Muslims and Hindus and pagans are doing this morning. But just think, you could have been getting up for some auditing on the Freewinds today!

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: Merry Christmas 2011! | url = | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = December 25, 2011 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}