Scientology Sunday Funnies: RON the Encyclopedia -- Get Yours Now! - 2012-03-18

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F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: RON the Encyclopedia -- Get Yours Now! March 18, 2012, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Scientologists don't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose a few of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

Wow! It's been nearly five years since Scientology unleashed "The Basics" on its members, requiring them to fork over hundreds of dollars (and up to several thousand for deluxe packages) in order to buy new versions of books they probably already had and that were already gathering dust on their shelves. But that scam has long faded, and it was time to come up with something else that every church member has to have, apparently. And just in time for L. Ron Hubbard's 101st birthday, here's what it is...


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: RON the Encyclopedia -- Get Yours Now! | url = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/03/scientology_sun_18.php | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = March 18, 2012 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}