Scientology Sunday Funnies: The apocalypse is here, and it is ideal - 2014-08-17

From UmbraXenu
Jump to: navigation, search
F347.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: The apocalypse is here, and it is ideal August 17, 2014, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Branstetter smartly connects Narconon's grand jury problem with the massive lawsuit filed by the National Association of Forensic Counselors. The suit involves 82 defendants, including Scientology's leader, David Miscavige.

But the most interesting new wrinkle in Branstetter's article is news that Narconon Arrowhead has filed for a new certification - as a "halfway house." Oh, how the mighty have fallen. We need to investigate whether this means that technically Arrowhead would no longer be able to deliver its most vaunted service - Scientology's Purification Rundown, a risky and non-scientific treatment of five hours in a sauna every day for weeks while ingesting insane levels of niacin.


{{cite news | first = Tony | last = Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: The apocalypse is here, and it is ideal | url = https://tonyortega.org/2014/08/17/sunday-funnies-12/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = August 17, 2014 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}