Scientology leader David Miscavige turns 54 today - Hip, hip, hooray! - 2014-04-30
On this special occasion, we'll allow ourselves a little levity and congratulate Scientology leader David Miscavige on his 54th birthday with a humorous photo-illustration done by our old friend Jeffrey Augustine.
We weren't invited to COB's party, but we can pretend that we were. If we were toasting The Ecclesiastical Kid, which of his accomplishments would we make sure to mention?
— Pushing Pat and Annie Broeker out of the way for supreme Scientology generalissimo?