Scientology leader David Miscavige turns 57 today - what's your birthday greeting? - 2017-04-30
On April 30, 1960, David Miscavige and his twin sister Denise were born in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. Today they turn 57, and we thought you'd want to wish the Church of Scientology's ecclesiastical grand poobah a happy birthday.
Over the years, based on various pieces of circumstantial evidence, we've come to the conclusion that Scientology's leader secretly loves this website. We're pretty sure that he's a daily reader, and he watches the comments as much as anyone does.
So, for that reason, we thought we ought to give you an opportunity to send Dave a message. Today, as he turns 57, what are your thoughts?