Scientology produces miracles - but you only get to hear about them in one place - 2016-06-30
We really enjoy the "OT Phenomena" in each issue, a collection of fun stories submitted by advanced Scientologists with all of the miraculous things they can now do since Scientology made them superhuman.
You see, Scientology tries to keep this from the public, but what its members are really doing is getting themselves up the "Bridge to Total Freedom" so they can get to the point where they will be paying several hundred dollars an hour for counseling to remove invisible alien beings from themselves. It's a form of space-age exorcism that helps you rid yourself of hidden "body thetans." As a result, your immortal self, a thetan, can then do all sorts of amazing, supernatural things that low-level Scientologists can only dream about.