Scientology produces miracles - but you only get to hear about them in one place - 2016-06-30

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F347.png Scientology produces miracles - but you only get to hear about them in one place June 30, 2016, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

We want to thank the tipster who sent us our favorite section of Scientology's newest Advance! magazine, the publication of the Advanced Organization of Los Angeles (AOLA).

We really enjoy the "OT Phenomena" in each issue, a collection of fun stories submitted by advanced Scientologists with all of the miraculous things they can now do since Scientology made them superhuman.

You see, Scientology tries to keep this from the public, but what its members are really doing is getting themselves up the "Bridge to Total Freedom" so they can get to the point where they will be paying several hundred dollars an hour for counseling to remove invisible alien beings from themselves. It's a form of space-age exorcism that helps you rid yourself of hidden "body thetans." As a result, your immortal self, a thetan, can then do all sorts of amazing, supernatural things that low-level Scientologists can only dream about.

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{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology produces miracles - but you only get to hear about them in one place | url = https://tonyortega.org/2016/06/30/scientology-produces-miracles-but-you-only-get-to-hear-about-them-in-one-place/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = June 30, 2016 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}