Scientology really, really, really doesn't want you to see this movie - 2015-03-08

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F347.png Scientology really, really, really doesn't want you to see this movie March 8, 2015, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

We're five days out from Alex Gibney's film Going Clear opening in theaters in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles, and things are getting downright nutty. Like, Scientology is losing its mind.

But here in the Underground Bunker, we're over our fever, the cats are napping like champs, and we're ready to get back to our essential weekly feature, Sunday Funnies.

You see, even as David Miscavige is panicking like L. Ron himself was coming back to give him an R-factor and throw him in a chain locker, the rest of the organization can't stop begging for cash, even for a minute.


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology really, really, really doesn't want you to see this movie | url = https://tonyortega.org/2015/03/08/scientology-really-really-really-doesnt-want-you-to-see-this-movie/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = March 8, 2015 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}