Sunday Funnies: Scientology Is In Your Capital, Working Your Jenna Elfman - 2013-10-27
A year ago, the Church of Scientology held a grand opening for its new "National Affairs Office" in Washington DC. And hey, why not? If only a few more world leaders could be exposed to L. Ron Hubbard's books and maybe get some past-life auditing, Scientology could take over the world that much faster!
Now that a year's gone by, it was time for the folks at the National Affairs Office to cut loose with some wild celebrations. They then put together a newsletter about all the fun they were having, and it was forwarded to us by one of our great tipsters, just in time for this week's installment of Scientology Sunday Funnies.
We've put the entire newsletter into our Scribd account so you can scroll through it at your leisure. Not only will you see that actress Jenna Elfman made the scene, but so did former Indiana Congressman Dan Burton, who has been a big friend to Scientology despite his staunchly pro-life views. (Something tells us Burton is not aware that for many years, Scientology forced young women in the Sea Org to have abortions if they became pregnant.) Anyway, we thought you'd enjoy scrolling through this celebration of Scientology's big push in the country's capital...