Sunday Funnies: The United States of Scientology - 2013-04-21
Yesterday, Scientologists entered a new age. We've been learning lately that Scientology leader David Miscavige has hit upon a new strategy to wring out the last dollar from church members who have already given until it hurts for his "Ideal Orgs" building program.
He calls it "alliances," and it involves convincing what few Scientologists remain to band together and, well, give even more.
Yesterday, these alliances gathered in various places around the world in order to celebrate Miscavige's notion that a dwindling movement just needs to open up shiny and empty new buildings in order to...well, we're not sure what he expects will happen.