That time L. Ron Hubbard was hit by lightning while wearing full armor: It's science! - 2014-06-30

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F347.png That time L. Ron Hubbard was hit by lightning while wearing full armor: It's science! June 30, 2014, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Yesterday, in our Sunday Funnies, we showed you a flier (pictured, right) announcing a set of L. Ron Hubbard lectures that the folks at Scientology's London Ideal Org claim were never previously released, and that would be on sale for £200.

"Ron talks about the anatomy of the body and gives a glimpse at one of his past lives in the nineteenth century when he wrote a textbook on the subject," the flier said, and we thought that sounded great. But never before released? The flier itself said the lectures of the Special Hubbard Professional Auditor Course were recorded in 1959. Have they really been under wraps all this time?

Well, of course not. And it didn't take us long to find an excerpt from one of the lectures referenced in the flier. We think you'll find it fascinating as L. Ron Hubbard describes what it's like to be an immortal spirit that gets into the most embarrassing hijinks when the body dies and he has to go find a new one.


{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = That time L. Ron Hubbard was hit by lightning while wearing full armor: It's science! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2014/06/30/that-time-l-ron-hubbard-was-hit-by-lightning-while-wearing-full-armor-its-science/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = June 30, 2014 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}