The Five Most Dream-Like Sequences in the John Travolta Sex-Assault Lawsuit (UPDATED) - 2012-05-07
After the jump: Surprise! A second unnamed plaintiff has been sloppily added to Okorocha's sloppy lawsuit.
The Internets are buzzing this afternoon with news that actor John Travolta has been sued by an unnamed masseur for touching his penis.
Travolta has long been the subject of speculation that he's a gay man who is one of several celebrities in the Church of Scientology who the church encourages to "handle" their homosexuality by trying to appear hetero.