The two-wheeled spy who loves Blighty: An action report - 2018-08-03

It's the dog days of summer, and we beg your patience as we take a break from our usual serious approach to the news for this imagined Scientology report on our recent travels...
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OPERATION UK HAYWIRE
Subject landed Saturday at Gatwick and was in London by 2 pm, then tried to shake our operatives in the Underground before ending up on the north side, where he attempted further evasion by hiring a road bike and heading back for the Waterloo Bridge.
Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = The two-wheeled spy who loves Blighty: An action report | url = https://tonyortega.org/2018/08/03/the-two-wheeled-spy-who-loves-blighty-an-action-report/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = August 3, 2018 | accessdate = August 3, 2018 }}