This changes everything: Scientology ups its cool quotient in swanky London - 2020-11-20
OK, now wait a minute. This changes everything.
We know that we take the piss out of Scientology pretty regularly around here. But it's so easy to mock, from its bullbaiting routines to Ron's teeth to those Sea Org outfits and who can forget Captain Dave's ribbons.
But how wrong we were! Sure, we chuckled when church leader David Miscavige trotted out the "Coolest Religion in the World" bit a few years ago. But if the new promos coming out of the London Org are any indication, Scientology is seriously upping its cool quotient.