Tom Cruise Can Raise the Dead! ...And More Scientology Sunday Funnies - 2013-02-10

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F347.png Tom Cruise Can Raise the Dead! ...And More Scientology Sunday Funnies February 10, 2013, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Add this to the list of amazing things actor Tom Cruise can do with his Scientology superpowers: he can revive the dead!

We'd heard about this 1972 lecture by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard — it's one of the more notorious ones and has been referred to numerous times both before and since the Internet came along and made Scientology's secrets more accessible — but this is the first time we've actually heard the lecture itself. In it, Hubbard describes how a Scientology auditor (counselor) can convince a soul — or thetan, in Scientology parlance — to return to its body after a car accident or a drowning. (If the auditor is quick enough and assertive, that is. Hubbard bemoans that in one case he couldn't get close enough to a drowned Negro to help him in time.)

Enjoy this four-minute excerpt we found on the web and follow along with the transcript we've provided below.

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Tom Cruise Can Raise the Dead! ...And More Scientology Sunday Funnies | url = https://tonyortega.org/2013/02/10/tom-cruise-can-raise-the-dead-and-more-scientology-sunday-funnies/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = February 10, 2013 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}