Tucker Carlson Is Shocked, Shocked That Janelle Monae, Chrissy Teigen, Seth Rogen and More Are Fighting Racism - 2020-06-06
Fox News sourpuss Tucker Carlson went on another strange rant Friday night, in which he misrepresented the current uprising against endemic racism in American society as the work of "looters and rioters."
After sneering at "cynical, soulless, craven corporations" that have donated money to organizational efforts, Carlson hilariously called out celebrities who have also cut a check. With his grouchy, faux-alarmed face in one rectangle and an image of flames in another, names like Steve Carell, Don Cheadle, Harry Styles, Seth Rogen, Patton Oswalt, Cynthia Nixon, Rob Delaney, Kehlani, Nick Kroll and others scrolled by alongside their pictures.
Surely those watching at home must have dropped their monocles in their soup to learn that Janelle Monae and Colin Kaepernick are donating money. I hope they had a defibrillator on hand.